Poly Ninja Cloak of Invisiskippery originally appeared as one-half of Ninja Cloak and Skipping. (1986) It has been completely re-written and printed from the original photograph so that no claim of copyright infringement can be made by the former publishers, who claim it has been out of print since 1990. Poly Ninja Cloak of Invisiskippery contains never before revealed secrets of using the furry playa boots in combat. As a poi stick, as a hoop, as a fire spinner, as Magician's utili-kilt to enabling the Ninja to fight or disappear using the vital "Time Lag Factor" that insures complete success.
Includes psychological strategy as well as tactical techniques.
Now, you too can become a Shadow-Warrior, a Ghost Soldier of the dreaded Black Dragon Tong of Retribution.

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Fignuts!

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Shun the non believers, shhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

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Whatever happened will happen again...

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Saul may have gotten married by a tout in India, but we will still skip together...

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BON BON JOVI ROCKS!!! Woooooooooooooohooooooooooooooo!
We're gonna party like Andrew WK!!!

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sure; its delicious... but it has absolutly [sic] no nutitional [sic] value. Its number one contribution to your RDA is 1% of your recommended sodium. something you can get anywhere! I mean, seriously, try not to meet your Reccomended [sic] daily allowance of Sodium!

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There will be an ogre battle this coming Saturday afternoon at my uncle's farm. We have 3 clerics, 5 warriors, a half orc, 2 wizards and 1 ranger signed up. We need another 2 rangers and another 5 people to dress as ogres, please contact Atom to sign up.
See you there! Huzzah!

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This is for the blood of my clan, the elfin lords of Neverwood Forest and for all of the familiars who run with us: the mighty Caribou, the noble Wolf and crafty Rook...

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We revel in denial...

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For all of those who have, or wish we had, a little El Guapo in our lives...

Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?


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Polyskippery:
'Cause Saul gets around like that!
What you don't have enough useless tribes?! Well, I don't, and I haven't had a moderatorship since Black Thursday... so here's my comeback bitches!

http://polyskippery.tribe.net